The Teamu Trash Master doesn’t just sell merch; he develops it, like a rogue coder with a knack for turning internet lore into wearable chaos. Need a hoodie that screams “I spent my rent money on crypto?” He’s got it.

Want a mug that whispers hints about his next mysterious project? Oh, it’s in there. From meme-fueled t-shirts to napkin-inspired hats, the Trash Master’s store is where financial regret meets high fashion. Because if you’re gonna lose it all, you might as well look great doing it!